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Post by L number Banana »

Take a look at this list, it's "you know you're a fishkeeper when..."
:shock: -> :lol:
http://www.fishchannel.com/fish-communi ... eeper.aspx
Racing, shoes and fish. Nothing else matters. Oh, and bacon.
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Post by Richard B »

Oh dear, i have to hold my hand up to several of these :lol:
Lou: Every young man's fantasy is to have a three-way.
Jacob: Yeah not with another fu**!ng guy!
Lou: It's still a three-way!

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Post by RickE »

Yeah, especially the shopping ones! It's a good job MA St Albans is next door to Ayletts Nurseries and Wildwoods is in Crew's Hill or I'd never get away with ! :wink:
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Hi
Here is one I do,not on that list and it is ....Never put after shave on till I'm going out the door in case need to put hands in the tanks.
Bet some people don't do that and that should be a fish keeper thing.

Jerry
Caution is a most valuable asset in fish keeping, especially if you are the fish.
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jerry58 wrote:Hi
Here is one I do,not on that list and it is ....Never put after shave on till I'm going out the door in case need to put hands in the tanks.
Bet some people don't do that and that should be a fish keeper thing.

Jerry
Why, don't your fish like it? Maybe you should change aftershaves, Eau de Poisson Chat anyone? :D
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Post by Lloydy »

Definitely the shopping one. I went to view a new house yesterday, noticed an MA in Swindon and just had to stop on the way home and buy a few things :an:
Q) Why are dead fish harder to 'wind up' than live fish?
A) Because dead fish never take the bait! ;)
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Hi
Here is one I do,not on that list and it is ....Never put after shave on till I'm going out the door in case need to put hands in the tanks.
Bet some people don't do that and that should be a fish keeper thing.

Jerry
Same for sunscreen. People who visit my ponds always have to get the lecture and boy, when I see that little tell-tale slick of moisturizer oil on the surface... :evil:

Here's another:
You know....when you advise people not to get a humidifier for their house but to buy a fishtank instead.
Racing, shoes and fish. Nothing else matters. Oh, and bacon.
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Post by Shane »

http://www.planetcatfish.com/shanesworl ... tfish+geek!

We have our own Catfish version here. Maybe we should take some updates!
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You point at a cloud and say, "That one looks like a Melichthys vidua.
LMAO! :lol:

Oh dear.
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Post by DJ-don »

The screensaver on your computer is of fish.
My screensaver is a pic of my L397 :D
Your right sleeve is wet.
i get paranoid when i realise my right sleeve is a bit dirty when it came in contact with my tank water!
Your pool is now a giant fish tank.
oh i wish
You call your family in the middle of the day to celebrate the birth of new fry
my first bn fry :lol:
You have a memorial service when you lose a fish.
my first female guppy who gave brith to my first ever fry


here is some pics i found on the web-you can even get these as stickers on ebay!
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Post by L number Banana »

OMG that's so funny!
I'm going to make one that says, "Wash your hand or else!" Now I just need to make a stick figure of myself.
And maybe one that says, "Walk softly, fish swimming." (I have old floors.. :roll: )

Perhaps, "Feed the fish and I'll feed you to the fishes.."
Racing, shoes and fish. Nothing else matters. Oh, and bacon.
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Post by bronzefry »

I clean the fish tanks before I clean the house and do the laundry for a very good reason (I tell myself over and over again). I don't want to get any of the nasty chemicals into the tanks. The fish AND frozen fish food always get an express ride home. Screensavers are a definite, but they need updating. New babies.
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Post by Suckermouth »

My desktop image is a collage of loricariids, but not my screensaver.

Believe me, I buy more veggies for loricariids than I do myself.
You're buying several varieties of fish at PetsMart and the employee asks, "What size is your tank?" You respond, "Which one?" The employee responds, "Never mind."
Man, that's funny.
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Post by bronzefry »

I think the worst was being at our local farm, buying organic heirloom squashes. For the fish. :lol: Dirt cheap!
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ps. make friends with someone who has a share in a farm coop. They always have veggies they don't want to use. :thumbsup:
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