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A Little Respect
Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge. He stands up, takes off his cap, and bows his head. The procession crosses the bridge and the man puts on his cap, picks up his rod and reel, and continues fishing.
The other guy says, "That was touching. I didn't know you had it in you."

The first guy responds, "Well, I guess it was the thing to do - after all, I was married to her for 40 years

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What do you call the records you keep to track your Oto's health and spawning activity?

An Oto-biography.
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Der Zebrawels sprach mit Bedacht:
Welse werden Nachts gemacht,
und schwamm mit Gegröhle
in die Ablaichhöhle :thumbsup:
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Fish and Chips
One day while driving home from his fishing trip in the pouring rain, a man got a flat tire outside of a monastery. A monk came out and invited the man inside to have dinner and to spend the night. The stranded motorist gladly accepted the monk's offer.

That evening the man had a wonderful dinner of fish and chips. He decided to compliment the chef.

Entering the kitchen, the man asked the cook, "Are you the fish friar?" "No," the chef replied, "I'm the chip monk."

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:lol: these are great!! :lol: I thought these were cute, hope they aren't on here already:

A fish swam into a wall and said, “Dam!”

why fishing is better then sex:

You can catch and release a fish, you don't have to lie, and promise to
still be friends after you let it go.


what kind of fish do you see after a rain storm?
rainbow trout

what kind of fish has nine lives?
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My favorite fishing joke...

A man goes fishing, rain or shine, every Saturday for 30 years. One Saturday he awakes before dawn to see the worst storm outside that he has ever seen. He tries to hitch his boat to his truck but can't get the job done in the hurricane-like winds. Eventually he gives up, returns to the house, takes off his wet clothes and crawls back in bed.

He says to his wife, "The worst storm I have ever seen is blowing outside."

His wife replies, "Yes it is, can you believe that idiot is out there fishing!"

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A Cichlid, that is very sad every time: the Apistodrama :thumbsup:
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fischkringli wrote:A Cichlid, that is very sad every time: the Apistodrama :thumbsup:
Apistodrama catastrophoides?

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:lol: or Apistodrama frightend red :thumbsup:
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I got sent this one at work......
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Ha ha - cool!
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Batman pic...laughed so hard I busted something - thanks, I needed that. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :thumbsup: :lol:
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Could be Catwomen, too :wink:
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Could be Catwomen, too :wink:
:lol: :lol:
Darn! That would have been a lovely screen name! She had rather goth style clothing too. Bummer.
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}(((,°> What is life without a passion?
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Have you ever heard about Synodontis pepsicola? :wink:
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}(((,°> What is life without a passion?
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new one:
-my aquarium is a wonderfull hobby, i can look into it for hours and it isn't boring for me!
-and what does your wife says to your hobby?
-nothing, she doesn't care about what I'm doing at my office.
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nothing is betterr than a perfect life
one catfish is better than nothing

so: one catfish is better than a perfect life :thumbsup:
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