Re: Does everybody knows fish-jokes?
Posted: 17 Jun 2016, 02:56
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Re: Does everybody knows fish-jokes?
Posted: 04 Feb 2020, 06:51
My fish are named Major, Minor, Dorian, Lydian, and Diminished. The only way I can tell them apart is by their scales.
Re: Does everybody knows fish-jokes?
Posted: 08 Feb 2020, 05:38
I am sure this one will draw some flac. Just remember, it is just a fish joke.
What is the definition of a show guppy?
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It's one which you show to the oscar before feeding it to him.
What is the definition of a show guppy?
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It's one which you show to the oscar before feeding it to him.
Re: Does everybody knows fish-jokes?
Posted: 08 Feb 2020, 08:37
I like wrong jokes.
Still, I happen to be going to a meeting of Poecilia today, the Dutch Lifebearers Association. I wonder whether to tell this joke or not
Still, I happen to be going to a meeting of Poecilia today, the Dutch Lifebearers Association. I wonder whether to tell this joke or not
Re: Does everybody knows fish-jokes?
Posted: 08 Feb 2020, 09:35
My club had a lady who spoke on fancy guppies last year. I told her the joke, but I prefaced it by saying I personally had no issues with guppies or with people who keep them and that it was just meant to be funny.
She loved it and said she was going to tell it at the upcoming meeting of her guppy association.
My livebearer of choice were the Montezumae. I kept three different strains over the years before they petered out. They are notorious fry eaters and they will actually stop spawning for months at a time. Plus, when the males get big, they also get too slow to catch the ladies.
She loved it and said she was going to tell it at the upcoming meeting of her guppy association.
My livebearer of choice were the Montezumae. I kept three different strains over the years before they petered out. They are notorious fry eaters and they will actually stop spawning for months at a time. Plus, when the males get big, they also get too slow to catch the ladies.
Re: Does everybody knows fish-jokes?
Posted: 09 Feb 2020, 08:54
Here we fully agree. I had X montezumae combined with a cichlid, - now - Nosferatu pame, which had fry, and I intended to raise some. So I took a net and pulled it through the cloud of fry. But much to my surprize, I did not catch any cichlid, only Xipho´s. I did not even know they had fry, so I was quite happy with them.
But catching the little cichlids, less than a cm each, the joke was definitely on me
But catching the little cichlids, less than a cm each, the joke was definitely on me
Re: Does everybody knows fish-jokes?
Posted: 21 Mar 2020, 15:13
Once you read it, mind blown...
Re: Does everybody knows fish-jokes?
Posted: 30 Mar 2020, 17:31
It took me a while to get it!
... and is that a Code Lyoko symbol?
... and is that a Code Lyoko symbol?
Re: Does everybody knows fish-jokes?
Posted: 24 Apr 2020, 03:37
I got one and possibly you all know it.
Why did the fisherman crossed the road?...
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Well just for the Halibut.
Why did the fisherman crossed the road?...
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Well just for the Halibut.
Re: Does everybody knows fish-jokes?
Posted: 24 Apr 2020, 04:32
... um... well... errr... maybe.
Yes - It was my boy's favorite cartoon growing up. He and I would watch it in French and try to translate. We memorized the theme song. It was a shame that the live action version didn't live up to the cartoon.
It's been my avatar on YouTube for years. One day, the Code Lyoko copyright people will come after me and I'll need to change it. That'll be a sad day.See the explanation here (https://www.planetcatfish.com/forum/vie ... 85#p287585):
EDIT: As of 06 March 2024, the X.A.N.A. avatar symbol is put to rest and is now replaced with my own avatar:bekateen wrote: ↑27 Jun 2015, 13:56 Bekateen is a contraction of one of my children's nicknames and the book, The Velveteen Rabbit, which was the first book our kids ever had... Needless to say, we read that book a lot.
And my avatar is the symbol of X.A.N.A., a malevolent artificial intelligence which exists in a virtual world and is intent on destroying the real world, from the French cartoon, Code Lyoko. This cartoon was another favorite of my kids. X.A.N.A. does not describe me (I'm neither malevolent nor intelligent), but we do float around here in this virtual world of cyberspace, so that applies to me. And since this is an international forum, I thought a French symbol would be apropos.
Cheers, Eric
Re: Does everybody knows fish-jokes?
Posted: 09 May 2020, 18:13
A good pun is always in season. 
Cheers, EricKeeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on the brain
Due to all the indoor fins.
Re: Does everybody knows fish-jokes?
Posted: 09 May 2020, 18:20
That took me a LONG time to get....
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Re: Does everybody knows fish-jokes?
Posted: 09 May 2020, 18:37
Re: Does everybody knows fish-jokes?
Posted: 11 Sep 2020, 06:42
Is it just my impression, or are big pharma companies coming here to find the names for their next new drugs? Cases in point, specific epithets in the genus :
Cheers, Eric
- berbixae
- leniceae
- pataxo
- xerente
Cheers, Eric
Re: Does everybody knows fish-jokes?
Posted: 10 Dec 2020, 18:39
I'm told that using weed leads to the most fascinating questions: What were electric catfish called before electricity was invented?
Cheers, Eric
Cheers, Eric
Re: Does everybody knows fish-jokes?
Posted: 10 Dec 2020, 22:22
Shocking.
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Jools
Re: Does everybody knows fish-jokes?
Posted: 11 Dec 2020, 16:43
Old fishermen never die, they just smell that way.
Re: Does everybody knows fish-jokes?
Posted: 11 Dec 2020, 17:01
Okay, that made me laugh. Thank you TTA.
Cheers, Eric
Re: Does everybody knows fish-jokes?
Posted: 03 Feb 2021, 16:55
A newfie went ice fishing. Heard a voice.” There’s no fish there” Gets up, goes a few feet further. Digs a hole and starts fishing again. Again, he hears the voice. “There’s no fish there” Newfie looks up, is that you Lord No, said the voice. “It’s the Manager of the Arena.”
Re: Does everybody knows fish-jokes?
Posted: 03 Feb 2021, 19:48
MarkSabier14 wrote: ↑03 Feb 2021, 16:55 A newfie went ice fishing. Heard a voice.” There’s no fish there” Gets up, goes a few feet further. Digs a hole and starts fishing again. Again, he hears the voice. “There’s no fish there” Newfie looks up, is that you Lord No, said the voice. “It’s the Manager of the Arena.”
Welcome to PlanetCatfish, MarkSabier14!
Re: Does everybody knows fish-jokes?
Posted: 03 Feb 2021, 20:09
You could still register your favourite drugs under any of these names - they are free.
PATAXO is, however, often used for restaunts and foodstuff in Portugese speaking countries.
We all have our jobs, mine is trademarking
Re: Does everybody knows fish-jokes?
Posted: 13 May 2021, 16:12
Grandad and his grandson Billy are searching in the for fishing worms to use as bait. They are coming across many different insects but nothing suitable to use for bait until little Billy proudly holds up a long dangling insect.
Little Billy exclaims "I found some bait grandad".
Grandad responds "sorry Billy we can't use that. It is not an earthworm."
Little Billy replies "well what planet does it come from Grandad."
Little Billy exclaims "I found some bait grandad".
Grandad responds "sorry Billy we can't use that. It is not an earthworm."
Little Billy replies "well what planet does it come from Grandad."
Re: Does everybody knows fish-jokes?
Posted: 04 Aug 2021, 17:37
-- Why is there no biting?
-- Well, because...
-- Well, because...
Re: Does everybody knows fish-jokes?
Posted: 05 Aug 2021, 15:25
koi-rona virus...
Jools
Jools
Re: Does everybody knows fish-jokes?
Posted: 23 Nov 2021, 11:32
This isn't a joke per se but a funny scientific name I made up is "Phallophagus Dickerii"
Re: Does everybody knows fish-jokes?
Posted: 25 Nov 2021, 05:17
Three priests were fishing on a boat when they ran out of bait. The first priest got up and walked across the water to get some more bait. After two hours they ran out of bait again and the second priest said he would go get more bait, so he got up and walked across the water. After three hours of fishing, they ran out of bait again and the third priest said he would get more bait. So, he stepped out of the boat and went straight to the bottom.
The first priest turned to the second priest and asked, “Should we have told him where the rocks were?”
The first priest turned to the second priest and asked, “Should we have told him where the rocks were?”
Re: Does everybody knows fish-jokes?
Posted: 25 Nov 2021, 12:04
YOU must be cod-ing
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There's a plaice for jokes like these
Re: Does everybody knows fish-jokes?
Posted: 24 Jul 2022, 12:52
Re: Does everybody knows fish-jokes?
Posted: 13 Aug 2022, 06:11
Re: Does everybody knows fish-jokes?
Posted: 14 Aug 2022, 16:52
"PlanetCatfish is the most wholesome place in the universe" - brilliant - so I have to think that some stand up routines should for the part of any future catcons....
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Jools