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Re: Does everybody knows fish-jokes?

Posted: 03 Feb 2021, 20:09
by Bas Pels
bekateen wrote: 11 Sep 2020, 06:42 Is it just my impression, or are big pharma companies coming here to find the names for their next new drugs? Cases in point, specific epithets in the genus :
  • berbixae
  • leniceae
  • pataxo
  • xerente
=)) =)) =))

Cheers, Eric
You could still register your favourite drugs under any of these names - they are free.

PATAXO is, however, often used for restaunts and foodstuff in Portugese speaking countries.

We all have our jobs, mine is trademarking

Re: Does everybody knows fish-jokes?

Posted: 13 May 2021, 16:12
by EvaWilliams
Grandad and his grandson Billy are searching in the for fishing worms to use as bait. They are coming across many different insects but nothing suitable to use for bait until little Billy proudly holds up a long dangling insect.

Little Billy exclaims "I found some bait grandad".

Grandad responds "sorry Billy we can't use that. It is not an earthworm."

Little Billy replies "well what planet does it come from Grandad."

Re: Does everybody knows fish-jokes?

Posted: 04 Aug 2021, 17:37
by Viktor Jarikov
-- Why is there no biting?
-- Well, because...

Re: Does everybody knows fish-jokes?

Posted: 05 Aug 2021, 15:25
by Jools
koi-rona virus...

Jools

Re: Does everybody knows fish-jokes?

Posted: 23 Nov 2021, 11:32
by Redrain
This isn't a joke per se but a funny scientific name I made up is "Phallophagus Dickerii"

Re: Does everybody knows fish-jokes?

Posted: 25 Nov 2021, 05:17
by Amelia Belli
Three priests were fishing on a boat when they ran out of bait. The first priest got up and walked across the water to get some more bait. After two hours they ran out of bait again and the second priest said he would go get more bait, so he got up and walked across the water. After three hours of fishing, they ran out of bait again and the third priest said he would get more bait. So, he stepped out of the boat and went straight to the bottom.
The first priest turned to the second priest and asked, “Should we have told him where the rocks were?”

Re: Does everybody knows fish-jokes?

Posted: 25 Nov 2021, 12:04
by medaka
:-H
YOU must be cod-ing
&
There's a plaice for jokes like these

Re: Does everybody knows fish-jokes?

Posted: 24 Jul 2022, 12:52
by Jools
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:)) :)) :))

Re: Does everybody knows fish-jokes?

Posted: 13 Aug 2022, 06:11
by bekateen
Shoutout to Planetcatfish! Thanks Riva! :-BD

Cheers, Eric
Riva Riley at Catfish Comedy on Aug 11 2022

Re: Does everybody knows fish-jokes?

Posted: 14 Aug 2022, 16:52
by Jools
"PlanetCatfish is the most wholesome place in the universe" - brilliant - so I have to think that some stand up routines should for the part of any future catcons.... :-)

Jools

Re: Does everybody knows fish-jokes?

Posted: 15 Aug 2022, 21:25
by Viktor Jarikov
Don't run with catfish! viewtopic.php?f=14&t=51051#p334184

Re: Does everybody knows fish-jokes?

Posted: 24 Nov 2022, 17:09
by Marine590622
So the other day, I was talking with a friend and he asked me if I had heard about the canabalism going on in another friends discus tank. I asked for details and he explained that the discus had been spawning, but then eating the eggs. I responded that's not canabilism that's cavier!

Re: Does everybody knows fish-jokes?

Posted: 10 Oct 2023, 19:12
by bekateen
I made some fish tacos the other day. They ignored the tacos and just swam away.

Ba-dum! Tissssss!

Re: Does everybody knows fish-jokes?

Posted: 11 Oct 2023, 18:44
by Viktor Jarikov
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