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Just a first guess...
morris... hmm, do you mean morris, the famous Comic-drawer (R.I.P.)?
there are too much famous morris-guys out there!

my catfishes dont matter if its symmetrical or not, so you can decide whats looking better in your eyes

nothing is betterr than a perfect life
one catfish is better than nothing

so: one catfish is better than a perfect life

My favourite one is

new one:
-my aquarium is a wonderfull hobby, i can look into it for hours and it isn't boring for me!
-and what does your wife says to your hobby?
-nothing, she doesn't care about what I'm doing at my office.

first of all, welcome to planetcatfish
I mean, nearly every catfish has his individual personality. Especially species, who get very old. For example an old , who comes when you whistle.

the "someone", who was born in smaland is definetly Carl von Linné.
So I would say or

or this one: http://home.versanet.de/~boeckers/surfenonline.jpg

OK, thats really not easy to beat, this is my favourite selfmade picture

First of all, if it doesn't like pelets, use freezed fish and move him up and down in front of him.

I did a trip to Germany last week and just to get some nice synos from there which I got and I got something else too.

At which shops have you been?

OMG, poor Goldfish.

Couild you discribe the sounds? scratching? Croaking?

First of all, welcome to planetcatfish
I only know this behaviour from baby mollies, i dont know why they're doing this, interesting!!!

No agression, good news

wow, they are growing like bamboo , nice films

Have you ever heard about Synodontis pepsicola?

Here are some links to other funny pictures:

http://www.lachsalven.de/files/lachsalven/images/Witz-Illustration-Schwaetzer.gif
http://www.af-matzenbach.de/images/witz2_579.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fi4V-jRcR64/RpPcvKilu3I/AAAAAAAABTI/ge2o2o9FAKk/s400/Fisch%2520verliebt%5B1%5D.jpg
http://www ...

joined, cool map!!!

Could be Catwomen, too

? Ok, it isnt small and it isnt "a year old, but thats my only solution

What sex are they? 1 male 1 female or 2 males or 2 females? If they are 2 males, it could be, that they start to fight one day. I'm 15, I know how expensive it is, to buy a tank as a pocket-money-getter

or Apistodrama frightend red

L number banana wrote:

Pimelodus mysteriosus?

Correct , your turn.

1) I got a "mysterious" species name
2) I havent a registered keeper
3) I'm from Argentina

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A Cichlid, that is very sad every time: the Apistodrama

Both could be right, so I would say 3 years +- half a year

Congrats, it looks very good. When I saw it, I get hungry, too .

They have to be 2-3 years old, the length isimportant, but not as important as the age