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Does everybody knows fish-jokes?

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I know 2
A married man says to his friend. My wife is real scottish! Yesterday she has made a water-change and today we eat fishsoup. :beardy:

A public-servant buys a tank with fish and all you need. After one week he gives all things back?
The shopkeeper asks: doesnt it work?
The public-servant answer: it works but the fish brang to much restlessness in my office. :wink:

I´t is translated from german to english, but I hope you understand them.
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It could be dangerous making Scottish jokes on this website.... :?
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hmmm, that sounds a bit fishy..................
Lou: Every young man's fantasy is to have a three-way.
Jacob: Yeah not with another fu**!ng guy!
Lou: It's still a three-way!

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Chrysichthys wrote:It could be dangerous making Scottish jokes on this website.... :?
Don't worry, I have a few German ones.

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Did you hear the one about the catfish holding up the bank?

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still haven't but waiting with... baited....breath.
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Noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

This thread could turn out to be one of the worst ever.... :wink:
Lou: Every young man's fantasy is to have a three-way.
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Lou: It's still a three-way!

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?

(Hint: I think it was/is a Tommy Cooper joke)

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Two fish in a tank, one says to the other - you drive I'll man the guns.
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torbanite wrote:Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?

(Hint: I think it was/is a Tommy Cooper joke)

A FSH!!!!!
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OMG, mine isn't so bad..

Why is the top of the tank glass so clean? Because Otocinclus.
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Richard B wrote:
A FSH!!!!!
Correct! Your turn.
Oh wait, that's the other thread.:-)
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Jools wrote:Did you hear the one about the catfish holding up the bank?

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It made off with ten grand on a motorpike and a sidecarp.

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Frankly Scallop, I don't give a clam.
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Another Cooperism..

So I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy
said, "Do you want an aquarium?" I said, "I don't care what star sign it is."

Jools wrote:
Chrysichthys wrote:It could be dangerous making Scottish jokes on this website.... :?
Don't worry, I have a few German ones.

Jools
...So this cowboy walks in to a German car showroom and says "Audi!"

Och well. It beats watching telly.

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: It should be a fish jokes, but that doesnt matter. :lol:
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Does anyone remember that thread about the pet psychic who could channel catfish?
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L number Banana wrote:still haven't but waiting with... baited....breath.
I caught a trout so big, it's shadow weighed 5 lb.s.

Or this one that circulated around West Yellowstone, MT.
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A new twist to an old joke:
What's the difference between a catfish and a banker?

One's a bottom-dwelling scum sucker and the other's just a fish.
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Here lies a catfish called Jim,
Who though nice was astoundingly dim,
Took the heater for food,
Chewed as hard as he could,
With results that he found somewhat grim.
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hi all
almost a fish joke
i went to a restraunt last night and ordered the frogs legs .but i had to send them back .they kept kicking the peas of the plate
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