bekateen wrote: ↑11 Sep 2020, 06:42
Is it just my impression, or are big pharma companies coming here to find the names for their next new drugs? Cases in point, specific epithets in the genus
Grandad and his grandson Billy are searching in the for fishing worms to use as bait. They are coming across many different insects but nothing suitable to use for bait until little Billy proudly holds up a long dangling insect.
Little Billy exclaims "I found some bait grandad".
Grandad responds "sorry Billy we can't use that. It is not an earthworm."
Little Billy replies "well what planet does it come from Grandad."
Three priests were fishing on a boat when they ran out of bait. The first priest got up and walked across the water to get some more bait. After two hours they ran out of bait again and the second priest said he would go get more bait, so he got up and walked across the water. After three hours of fishing, they ran out of bait again and the third priest said he would get more bait. So, he stepped out of the boat and went straight to the bottom.
The first priest turned to the second priest and asked, “Should we have told him where the rocks were?”
"PlanetCatfish is the most wholesome place in the universe" - brilliant - so I have to think that some stand up routines should for the part of any future catcons....
So the other day, I was talking with a friend and he asked me if I had heard about the canabalism going on in another friends discus tank. I asked for details and he explained that the discus had been spawning, but then eating the eggs. I responded that's not canabilism that's cavier!
Interests: Gulper Cats, Chaca Chaca Archipelago Cats, black ghost knifes, irwini cats, armatus, pipa pipa frogs, l397, l306 & l204 to name a few fish I keep!
Viktor Jarikov wrote: ↑25 Apr 2024, 01:47Do you mean to start afresh and compete with the fish jokes thread?
Seems better to keep the memes with other jokes, since many of the old jokes are memes too. I've moved these posts to the "Does everybody know fish-jokes?" thread.
Interests: Gulper Cats, Chaca Chaca Archipelago Cats, black ghost knifes, irwini cats, armatus, pipa pipa frogs, l397, l306 & l204 to name a few fish I keep!
Major: Now what's this... stone, stone, stone, (looks down at his hand) and scissors. Now. Scissors cut everything, don't they?
Sergeant: Not stone, sir.
Major: They're very good scissors!!
Interests: Gulper Cats, Chaca Chaca Archipelago Cats, black ghost knifes, irwini cats, armatus, pipa pipa frogs, l397, l306 & l204 to name a few fish I keep!
Interests: Gulper Cats, Chaca Chaca Archipelago Cats, black ghost knifes, irwini cats, armatus, pipa pipa frogs, l397, l306 & l204 to name a few fish I keep!
"My journey is at an end and the tale is told. The reader who has followed so faithfully and so far, they have the right to ask, what do I bring back? It can be summed up in three words. Concentrate upon Uganda."
Winston Churchill, My African Journey