Grandma's catfish

[Jools]

As some of you may know, I collect all sorts of obscure catfish related memorabilia. Amongst the RTC mardi gras beads and pectoral fin bones, I have this old photo. I thought I'd post it here for a bit of fun to see what funny captions you can all come up with.

Cheers,

Jools

[Viktor Jarikov]

If you want a caption with a lesson: Grandma jumped the gun. Pond first (hinting at the pile of the concrete blocks), catfish second.

[unblinded]

"This is not what I meant when I said I wanted a cat."

[Richard B]

"Rubbish advice from the pet store; they said it would go fine in my goldfish bowl, be peaceful and stay at 2 inches long. I wonder where the goldfish went?"

[Jools]

"I'll just hold it here Eugene and you light it!"

Jools

[Marc van Arc]

Granddad: oh grandma, you absent minded old bat! You were supposed to show your granddaughter and release the fish in the river......

[naturalart]

She's thinking to herself: "If he thinks I'm eating this, he's out of his mind!"

[wijnands]

"And he paid $250 for this....?"

[Jools]

"Well I don't know what it is either honey. Let's start a naming convention beginning with i; here we have i001!".

[Shovelnose]

Pretentious? Moi?

[mg7454]

Grandma: "Will it eat mice?"
Jools: "Yes, Grandma, it will! Can we keep it?"

[Viktor Jarikov]

Grandma: "Will it eat mice?"
Jools: "Yes, Grandma, it will (VJ edit: thinking to himself "if you wack them unconscious and throw them in his pond")! Can we keep it?"

[mg7454]

Grandma: "Will it eat mice?"
Jools: "Yes, Grandma, it will (VJ edit: thinking to himself "if you wack them unconscious and throw them in his pond")! Can we keep it?"

LOL!
I thought that too!

Thanks V.J.!

[Taratron]

"Grandpa, I caught it, you gut it."

"I didn't think they gave fish like this away at the fair. You sure you got it there?"