Hi there! My owner's just gone to sleep so I'm up on his computer for a bit.

My name's Mr. Catfish. Yes I know my parents weren't very imaginative, but my father was called Catfish and my father's father and his father and his father and his father and his father... Come to think about it, my mum's ...

Poor fish! My last girlfriend was a zebra danio >( ;;)

Really if I could hop the distance I'd go over to where they make those things and slap the company owner with my tail! Then I'd rig explosives up to whatever hole they produce those miniture prison cells in and blow the whole thing up!

Oh ...