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Fantablious Mr. Catfish
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Joined: 21 Aug 2004, 04:52
Location 1: England; home of everything good.

Ahoy thar matey!

Post by Fantablious Mr. Catfish »

Hi there! My owner's just gone to sleep so I'm up on his computer for a bit.

My name's Mr. Catfish. Yes I know my parents weren't very imaginative, but my father was called Catfish and my father's father and his father and his father and his father and his father... Come to think about it, my mum's called Catfish too.


My owner.. he doesn't like me playing on his computer because I get the keyboard wet. I'd wipe it dry but I've always been afraid of towels. Nasty, absorbant.. TOWELS! *hops into the fishtank and hides behind a rock shivering*




*comes back out*


Anyway, me n' my mate Guppy have been thinkin', wouldn't it be great if we could make a mini computer for Catfishes? It'd help because it's kind of hard reaching across the keyboard, it's bad enough trying to type with fins! Not to mention the air, could sufficate writing this!

But who am I kidding? Everyone thinks we're just dumb little fish and we never do anything cool and interesting. Some humans don't even think we feel! bwahaha! What complete nonsense, everyone knows its those humans that don't feel otherwise they wouldn't pack us into aqua baby tanks. Anyway, some of you are ok, like the fine sods that post on this website.

As for those of you with the luxury of fingers, try tapping out http://www.b3ta.com for some fun.


*looks over at the bed*

Ooh... He's stirrin'

I better hop back into my tank, see you around you lot. I expect plenty of replies by the time I'm back!

...Now where did that algae get to?

*hops off back to his tank*
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