Caption Competition #1 : LIPS!

[Jools]

Go on then, post your captions below. I've included those sent into the site prior to this page moving to the forum below...

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[Jools]

"LIPS - The Movie guaranteed to clean your screen."
- Trevor Knip
09/10/2002



"Mick Jagger was not going to give up on Jerry hall after all.........."
- Steve Tottle
02/09/2002



"What do you mean, she's not an algae wafer?"
- Chris Junkin
25/07/2003



"The Discovery Channel Presents....... The Shark pl*co: Scourge of the Seas"
- Jackie Ruffer
05/07/2003



"A whole new meaning to lip-O-suction!"
- Mishy
13/06/2003



"Who needs collagen injections when you've got lips like these!"
- Ruth
04/06/2002



"I will attach my eggs to this water dweller, who needs cloning when we can do it the easy
way...."
- Nigel Thompson
17/05/2002



"Who you calling SUCKER!?"
- Julian Dignall
10/05/2002



"Retarded lamprey attack!"
- Ian Moran
02/05/2002



"LIPS: All they do is swim, vacuum, and make little algae eaters"
- Reva Gray
24/04/2002



"New aquatic liposuction scandal!"
- Terence Carter
22/03/2002



"It's claimed boats, planes and even young women! Now for the first time... LIPS! The
Bermuda Triangle Mystery... Solved!!! (Rated F for fishy!)"
- Dave Cooper
17/03/2002



"Now presenting: the catfish of the mouth!"
- Gabriele
16/03/2002



"I don't remember any undertow the last time I swam here."
- Tim Guinn
13/03/2002



"Green Bean Girl"
- Nick T. Franklin
07/03/2002



"I think we need a bigger boat .... ahh fish tank !"
- Les Skinner
28/02/2002



"Music by Mick Jagger"
- Les Pearce
21/02/2002



"Don't worry M'am were gonna get that sucker just you wait and see."
- Simon Bacon
21/01/2002



"Chapstick stock sets record high!"
- Terry Stambaugh
17/01/2002



"That nice man at the pet shop said he would outgrow your 12 inch
aquarium!!"
- Steve Tottle
30/12/2001



"Jeez.... Of all the places to get a puncture in me lilo....."
- David Booth
29/12/2001



"What the "L" is that?"
- Robin Warne
19/08/2001



"Don't panic. I'm a gourmet; never eat your kind of gene recombinated food."
- Masatake Miyoshi
02/08/2001



"Man, This Movie SUCKS!"
- Justin Nowlin
16/07/2001



"Another reason not to dump radioactive waste in the sea"
- Andrew Moon
04/07/2001



"Please baby just one kiss I promise I won't bite".
- Annette Rose
10/05/2001



"Just when you thought it was safe to clean the algae ... LIPS".
- Keegan Berry
20/04/2001



"JAWS VII : GUMS : 4 months without seeing food and I had to pick today not to wear my
dentures..."
- David B
17/02/2001



"Here's the greatest coach for sprint swimming woman..."
- Maggy
27/01/2001



"I could get hurt here.... Her lips look bigger than mine!"
- Martin Heyman
02/01/2001



"Hey, Nice wafers!"
- Dave Rinaldo
25/11/2000



"I promise I won't bite - I'll just suck on you a little"
- Tyrone
04/09/2000



"Just when you thought it was safe to clean out your fish
tank"
- Anon
20/07/2000



"Eight barbels up! This adaptation of author Peter Baenschly's hair
(algae)-grazer will scare the candiru outta ya!"
- Phractocephalus Ebert
24/04/2000



"She was told not to use genetically modified algae wafers, but would she listen?!"
- Pat Howe
16/04/2000



"Our customers are so pleased with their results that they even have the confidence to go
swimming! No it is not liposuction, its pl*coSUCTION. !"
- Vikki Davies
03/04/2000



"LIPS - The new scariest movie of all time"
starring Mick Jagger and the honky tonk
woman.
- Doug Davies
26/03/2000



"Holy pl*coW!!!"
- Colin Atkinson Wheeler
18/03/2000



"Now if that were a guy in the poster..."
- Paulla Guse
11/03/2000



"I WARNED her not to spell pl*co with an 'e'..."
- Neptune
02/03/2000



"They only GRAZE on vegetables..."
- Kevin Korotev
01/03/2000



"Look at the algae on that..."
- Julian Dignall
01/03/2000